the ABCs of Las Vegas

I cannot write my full Vegas entry/entries as I would like, because I have to go to bed and lovingly fondle Susan's sweet, sweet can (joke), but here's a sneak preview.

A is for alien jerky
B is for Bun Boy
C is for cleavage
D is for driving 602 round-trip miles
E is for Elvis impersonators
F is for the fork trick
G is for giggling
H is for hos
I is for ice cubes
J is for jealousy
K is for Krispy Kremes
L is for lesbians
M is for $7.50 Midori sours
N is for not winning
O is for Olympia Gardens
P is for pimphand
Q is for quality friends
R is for Ren impressions
S is for Spock
T is for teabagging
U is for ultraviolet light
V is for vagina
W is for Wookie
X is for X-rated humor
Y is for yummy young'uns
Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...