2016: the year in review
JANUARY: Finished leveling up all Vocaloids to max affection in Project Mirai. (That may be the geekiest sentence I've ever typed.) Had to slam on my brakes in heavy traffic, which caused minor whiplash that plagued me for a few days. Alan Rickman and David Bowie died. Finished season 1 of D4. Read 8 novels, 1 nonfiction book, and 3 volumes of manga; watched 13 movies.
FEBRUARY: Southern California was hit by an unseasonal heat wave. Went to Little Tokyo with G, C, and J. My Aunt Sue (technically my great-aunt, but she and my mom were only 12 years apart so they were more like sisters) died, which really broke my heart because she was a wonderful woman. Finished Game of Thrones (the Telltale video game, not the series). Took a long Valentine's Day weekend. Finished Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask story mode. G's parents were in town for a few days, and we watched the Oscars together. Read 13 novels, 1 nonfiction book, and 2 volumes of manga; watched 11 movies.
MARCH: My work bestie transferred to Arizona, which really fucking sucked because she was the one person at work that I considered a friend. Took a desperately needed mental health day, and I ordered Red Robin delivery from Door Dash, mainlined the Captive Prince trilogy, and read a fat stack of magazines. Read 14 novels, 2 graphic novels, and 11 volumes of manga; watched 8 movies.
APRIL: Went to Santa Monica with our friend M for her belated birthday celebration. Got my hair cut. Prince died. Met up with my brother in Las Vegas, and we spent 5 days eating delicious foods, walking about eight thousand miles, and seeing shows (Cirque du Soleil's Ka and a comedian/hypnotist named Anthony Cools). I also got together with my good friend J, and we had dinner, went to the Erotic Heritage Museum, and hung out talking about everything and nothing. At one point I was laughing so hard I was literally sobbing! Read 12 novels, 3 nonfiction books, 4 volumes of manga, and one graphic novel; watched 7 movies.
MAY: Came back from my Vegas trip to a massive shitstorm thanks to new draconian policies and bitchy emails from my [c-word] boss N. Spent a weekend by myself because G was out of town for his nephew's graduation and I couldn't get the time off work. Although I missed G, I kept myself busy with a trip to the mall, naps, Netflix, and reading. I was jealous as hell when G came back and told me that he got to stay at the super swank penthouse of a cult director. Finished Life Is Strange. Read 8 novels, 2 nonfiction books, 5 volumes of manga, and 1 graphic novel; watched 8 movies.
JUNE: My boss N got promoted and decided to throw a few more shit nuggets at me before leaving by changing my coveted shift and assigning afternoon lobby duty (an incredibly cushy job) to someone else. The new boss, K, turned out to be a bit goofy and annoying, but at least she's stationed in an office 2 hours away and only came to our office once or twice a month. G's sister, brother-in-law, and nephew came for a short visit. Finished Uncharted. Read 8 novels, 3 nonfiction books, 8 volumes of manga, and 5 graphic novels; watched 8 movies.
JULY: Spent the 4th of July weekend in Portland with G and his family; we stayed in a rental house that was nice except for a bad ant problem, and we visited Voodoo Doughnuts, Powell's Books, museums, botanical gardens, and Multnomah Falls. G and I also had the best macaroni and cheese of our life at a restaurant called Branch; we were literally moaning, and G doesn't get excited about food, so you KNOW it was good! Took an extra long weekend to celebrate G's and my birthdays, which are two days apart. Hung out with our friend M. The wildfires set off my allergies something fierce, not that that's the big tragedy. Finished Tales from the Borderlands. Read 10 novels, 1 nonfiction book, 9 volumes of manga, and 2 graphic novels; watched 10 movies.
AUGUST: Had to go to the eye doctor because I had what looked for all the world like a zit on my eyeball, which freaked my shit out. Fortunately it was just something called a retention cyst (probably from rubbing my eyes too hard, so don't do that) and went away on its own. An El Pollo Loco employee was so rude to G (without provocation, mind you) that I had to restrain myself from flinging a cup of mashed potatoes at her. Finished Uncharted 3. G and I celebrated our 12th (!!!) anniversary together with dinner at Cheesecake Factory (the site of our first date) and a showing of Kubo and the Two Strings. My absolute least favorite coworker retired, which made me do the happiest of dances! Read 11 novels, 5 nonfiction books, 8 volumes of manga, and 2 graphic novels; watched 8 movies.
SEPTEMBER: Got a nail in my tire. Finished Stranger Things. Glenn's sister A, brother-in-law J, and nephew D came out for a visit, and we went to LACMA to see the Guillermo del Toro exhibit. My work bestie J came to California for a visit, and it was so awesome to see her! Work continued to suck my ass out when the powers that be decided to put us on phones 100% of the time. Not only that, but they closed our lobby, which robbed me of 2 gloriously slacky hours in the late afternoon. Finished Gal*Gun Double Peace, a pervy but not particularly good PS4 game. Went out to dinner with our friend M. Had a massive allergy attack. Read 14 novels, 1 nonfiction book, 2 volumes of manga, and 3 graphic novels; watched 9 movies.
OCTOBER: Finished Hatsune Miku: Project Diva X. Got a glorious reprieve from phone duty when my boss asked me to work on a project. Because nothing can ever be easy, the project had a pretty steep learning curve and the software I needed was plagued with problems, but I eventually got everything smoothed out and rejoiced in my phone-free life. Became addicted to Hidden City, a mobile game that is about as addictive as black tar heroin. Took 4 days off as staycation. Spent Halloween with G eating candy and watching The Purge: Election Year. Read 8 novels, 1 nonfiction book, 6 volumes of manga, and 3 graphic novels; watched 8 movies.
NOVEMBER: Published two articles. G-Vo came down with either a very bad cold or a relatively minor case of the flu, and I followed suit the next week. Donald Trump won the election. Went clothes shopping with G-Vo. Played the "Lost in Nightmares" DLC for Resident Evil 5. G-Vo's parents, sister, brother-in-law, nephew D, and D's girlfriend T came out for Thanksgiving weekend. We had dinner at a local restaurant, went to several museums, and visited Little Tokyo, where I scored 12 bags of my favorite (and extremely rare) potato chips. Read 9 novels, 3 nonfiction books, and 2 volumes of manga; watched 5 movies.
DECEMBER: Saw Doctor Strange in the theater. Was EXCEPTIONALLY unhappy at the news that I'd have to be on phones for the last two hours of my shift, but at least it wasn't all day like it used to be! A bird crapped on me. Our friend R came to California to visit her family, and we got to spend an evening together laughing ourselves sick. Finished Sherlock Holmes and the Devil's Daughter. Got yet ANOTHER new boss, this one located in Virginia, because sure why not. Spent a lovely long Christmas weekend with G-Vo playing video games, watching movies, and eating...in short, perfection. George Michael, Carrie Fisher, AND Debbie Reynolds died. Rang in the New Year with a bottle of prosecco and my favorite person in the world. Read 4 novels, 3 nonfiction books, and 7 volumes of manga; watched 8 movies.