found my Halloween costume

Hey, it was that or Slutty Sherlock Holmes.

(Fine, you got me, I won't be wearing this costume on Halloween, though anyone who has the balls/ovaries to do so deserves a full-size Snickers in their treat pail. I won't be wearing anything except my woobs, because I plan on spending Halloween curled up next to G on the couch, eating pizza and playing Dead Rising 2 and watching the premiere of The Walking Dead on AMC. And I wouldn't have it any other way, GOSH.)