Wednesday, November 23, 2011

the last 10 things I retweeted

All typos/grammatical errors are the original tweeter's own.

1. "I wish there was a place where atheists could all get together and sing songs about physics. I love being a rationalist but it's lonely." (@simonpegg)

2. "Wait.... is masturbating on an airplane illegal or not???? I kind of need to know in the next 20-40 minutes" (@JamesDeen)

3. "I'm lucky when it comes to the whole 'porn star' name thing as my first pet was called Big Dick and my mother's maiden name is Fuckmonster." (@simonpegg)

4. "I would like to see the eradication of Cooties in our lifetime." (@NathanFillion)

5. "Kim Kardashian earned $17,900,000 from her wedding and divorced 72 days later (but gays ruin the sanctity of marriage)." (@tyleroakley)

6. "LOS ANGELES! The end is nigh! #Carmageddon is upon us! On Sat/Sunday, avoid the 405 Btw the 10 and 101 like you'd avoid a Kevin Smith film!" (@ThatKevinSmith)

7. "In years to come, the drone of the vuvuzela will instantly whisk us back to the heady summer of 2010 and we will bless its mnemonic potency." (@simonpegg)

8. "Of course if an enormous swarm of mutant, weaponized bees were to attack, now would be the time." (@simonpegg; this tweet immediately followed the one above.)

9. "Truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."~Bob Marley (1946-1981)" (@dannylohner)

10. "I just watched a terrifying film about a couple who unwittingly buy a haunted yogurt. It's called Paranormal Activia ... I'm here all week." (@simonpegg)