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In an effort to keep from doing any more work today, I declare 4:30-5PM PST survey time! Provenance unknown, but it's popping up all over the place.

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments...what is it?

Produce: Nothing; I'll put the extra money towards...
Bakery: Something lemony or cinnamony. Those are the two flavors I cannot resist under any circumstances.
Meat: Now, am I getting this stuff because I have to cook it, or is someone else cooking it for me? If the former, a precooked rotisserie chicken from the deli; if the latter, filet mignon.
Frozen: A carton of Ben & Jerry's Mission to Marzipan.
Dry good: A lovely scented candle.
Dairy: A carton of Archer Farms Sea Salt Caramel Pretzel ice cream.

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring articles of clothing with you. So what's in your bag?

1. Jeans
2. Underwear
3. Warm hoodie

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. Bleh
2. Goddamn it
3. Jesus Christ
4. Oh, THAT'S nice
5. Basically

What 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

1. Sleeping
2. Eating: You do NOT want to be around me if I haven't eaten in a long time. I get major hunger bitchies, especially because I start to feel really sick if I haven't eaten for a while.
3. Showering

You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

1. A McCain/Palin bumper sticker
2. Tailgating. I drive my car like I stole it, so if you're up my ass, you really have a speeding problem!
3. Anyone driving an earth raper (i.e. SUV)

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 4-hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. Sitting in Borders reading
2. Sitting at home reading
3. Going to the movies
4. Napping
5.Putzing around online

We're going to the zoo, but it looks like it could start raining. It'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. Monkeys
2. Tigers or lions
3. Sloths

You just scored tickets to the taping of any TV show. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?

1. Lost
2. Dexter
3. CSI (the original)
4. Law & Order SVU

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper, so what three flavors can I pile on for you?

1. Blue moon
2. Pistachio
3. Another scoop of blue moon

Somebody stole your purse, and in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So what's in there?

1. Black wallet with pink trim (uh huh huh, "trim")
2. A weird pen shaped like a tube of toothpaste
3. A Dr Pepper Lipsmacker
4. iPod Nano
5. A Trader Joe's Sweet, Savory, & Tart trail mix bar

You're at a job fair, and asked what areas you're interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

1. Writer
2. Video game developer
3. Animal trainer
4. Professional blogger

If you could go back and talk to the old you when you were in middle school and tell yourself three things, what would you say?

1. I know this sucks. I swear on all I deem holy, it will pass. You'll actually be happy some day.
2. Be nicer to Mom, or you'll regret it every day for the rest of your life.
3. One day you will hear about something called Microsoft. Invest every penny you have in it, and convince your parents to do the same. (I stole this idea from SR, 'cause it's a good one.)

And I'm adding a question of my own.

What 3 things are you most looking forward to right now?

1. Going to Little Tokyo with G tomorrow
2. A nap
3. The Silent Hill haunted house. If it doesn't make me nearly piss my pants, I'm demanding my money back.