unless they announce a cure for cancer...

...before midnight, this will be the greatest news I've gotten all day.





Your eyes are not deceiving you; that's a BACON-STUDDED CHOCOLATE BAR.

Somewhere, Homer Simpson just pasted 'em; god knows I did when I first heard about this product.

I got a tip that they sell these at Whole Foods, but a frantic trip there turned up nothing but an employee whose face screwed up in a moue of disgust when I eagerly asked her if they sell a bacon-studded chocolate bar. When and if I manage to track one of these down, I'll let you know how it is. It's either going to be the greatest thing in the history of the world, or the most disgusting.

I can't fucking WAIT.