media update: March

Asterisks denote something I particularly enjoyed or found especially worthy of my time; double asterisks are reserved for the creme de la creme.  As always, your mileage may vary.

FICTION

1. A Fate Inked in Blood by Danielle L. Jensen:  Freya, a shield maiden blessed by the gods, is forced to marry a king who wants to use her powers for his own benefit.  Unfortunately, she has the hots for his son.

2026 TOTAL SO FAR:  4

NONFICTION

1. You with the Sad Eyes by Christina Applegate:  This absorbing memoir by the actress goes into her traumatic childhood, abusive relationships, and surviving breast cancer only to receive an MS diagnosis that has left her almost completely bedridden.

2. Adult Braces* by Lindy West:  After her husband opened up their marriage to Lindy's discomfort, she decided to drive from Seattle to the Florida Keys to come to grips with his decision and learn more about herself in the process.  Some drama sprang up about this book after I'd already finished it (Cliff's Notes version: Lindy did an interview and her husband lost his shit about a fairly innocuous comment by the interviewer; if you have ANY interest in niche internet mess, you'll want to google it 'cuz it's a doozy!), but it didn't change my opinion of it; it's hilarious and heartbreaking in almost equal measure.

2026 TOTAL SO FAR:  2

MANGA/GRAPHIC NOVELS

Nothing this month.

2026 TOTAL SO FAR:  8 volumes of manga

MOVIES

1.  The Running Man:  In a dystopian future, a man (Glen Powell) signs up for a game show where he must outrun hunters dispatched to kill him.  I think it fell apart in the last 20 minutes or so, but it's still enjoyable.

2. Zootopia 2:  Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde (who, like Disney's animated version of Robin Hood, is probably responsible for creating a new generation of furries) investigate the appearance of a new creature in the city.  I really enjoyed the first one, but this was surprisingly meh.

3. Hamnet*:  After he and his wife (Jessie Buckley, who I will admit very much deserved her best actress Oscar despite being a cat hating butthole) suffer a terrible loss, William Shakespeare (Paul Mescal) is inspired to write his greatest work.  Beautifully shot, directed, and acted; tissues are mandatory.

4. Five Nights at Freddy's 2:  Wow, this was, uh...hot dookie.

5. War Machine:  An Army training exercise takes a horrifying turn when an alien robot crashes the party.  It takes forever to get to the alien robot, but from there it's pretty much non-stop action.  Hardly a masterpiece, but it's entertaining, and I always like watching Alan Ritchson.  

6. Predator: Badlands*:  An exiled Predator goes on a mission to kill an even bigger predator and restore his honor, accompanied by a synthetic (Elle Fanning).  I didn't know a lot about this movie before watching it, but I sure wasn't expecting it to be a buddy road trip!  It's very fun.

7. Mercy:  A cop (Chris Pratt) accused of murdering his wife is given ninety minutes to prove his innocence to an A.I. judge.

8. Mac and Me (MST3K version):  G and I had the Ride or Die crew visit, and despite the fact that we adore them, we decided to submit them and ourselves to this breathtakingly awful E.T. ripoff.  It was made tolerable by White Claw and the MST3K narration, but you must absolutely never watch this movie without good friends and/or adult refreshments.

9. The Astronaut:  An astronaut (Kate Mara) returns from space with a bit of a problem.  It's incredibly dull until about the last fifteen minutes, at which point it becomes laugh out loud funny, but not on purpose.

10. Now You See Me: Now You Don't:  The Four Horsemen team up with a new group of illusionists to take down a corrupt diamond dealer.

2026 TOTAL SO FAR:  20

media update: February

I'm posting this early because Saturday is a travel day and I doubt I'll do anything on the plane but sleep fitfully and watch The Hunting Party, which is exquisitely stupid but extremely entertaining.  A secret prison explodes and releases serial killers out into the world and a determined FBI profiler who adopted one of their (almost) victims is out to stop them?  Straight into my veins, please! 

My visit to St. Thomas has mostly been fun, with the exception of a brief illness and absolutely tearing into my brother.  (Criticism was deserved; the manner in which it was delivered was not and I am deeply ashamed.) Now that the trip is all but over, I'm anxious to get home to G, Momo, and hair that doesn't look like Roseanne Roseannadanna had a baby with Pyramid Head.

Asterisks denote something I particularly enjoyed or found especially worthy of my time; double asterisks are reserved for the creme de la creme.  As always, your mileage may vary.

FICTION

1. Kitten* by Stacey Yu:  Katie is an aimless young woman in her twenties just drifting through life.  Nothing much seems to interest her until she becomes obsessed with her boyfriend's cat.  A bittersweet story with some really gorgeous turns of phrase.

Thank you to NetGalley and Random House for the ARC!  The book is scheduled for publication on August 4th.

2. A River Red with Blood by John Connolly:  Private investigator Charlie Parker looks into the death of a boy who had been living at a facility for troubled teenagers.  Intriguing and well written. My only major complaint is that there isn't nearly enough Angel and Louis, but for me there never is.

Thank you to NetGalley and Atria for the ARC!  The book is scheduled for publication on June 2nd.

2026 TOTAL SO FAR:  3

NONFICTION

Nothing this month.

2026 TOTAL SO FAR:  0

MANGA/GRAPHIC NOVELS

1. The Emperor's Caretaker vols. 1-5 by Ichiha Hiiragi, Aya Shouoto, and Haruki Yoshimura

2. Adabana* vol. 2 by Non

2026 TOTAL SO FAR:  8 volumes of manga

MOVIES

1. Wicked: For Good*:  This picks up right where the first one left off, so I can't review it properly due to spoilers.  I'll just say that although it's not as good as its predecessor, it's much better than I expected!

2. Bugonia*:  Two men kidnap a biotech billionaire (Emma Stone) they think is an alien out to destroy Earth.  Deeply weird but absorbing.

3. The Rip:  A group of Miami cops (including Matt Damon and Ben Affleck) find $20 million in cash during a raid, leading to mistrust.

4. Tron: Ares:  I'm not going to bother summarizing this because it was a convoluted mess, but I did actually like it more than I thought I would!  It's quite possibly the reddest movie I've ever seen, though.

5. The Wrecking Crew:  Two estranged half-brothers (Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista) team up to find their father's killer in this entertaining action flick.

6. Relay:  A woman in trouble (Lily James) begs for help from a mysterious fixer (Riz Ahmed) who communicates through a teletype machine to avoid tracing.

7. Fall:  Two friends climb a 2000 foot tall abandoned radio tower in the Mojave Desert only to run into some serious problems.  Some hamfisted foreshadowing and a bizarre plot choice near the end, but it was tense and gripping.  Absolutely not for acrophobes!

2026 TOTAL SO FAR:  10

media update: January

This is a paltry update because Persona 3 Reload has eaten my life, so we've fallen behind on our movie watching. As far as the books, no idea!  I deleted the match 3 games off my phone so I thought I'd get more reading done, but apparently not.  I'm about to get one of those time management consultants my former workplace used to hire and see where the hell my time goes.  Spoiler alert: probably Reddit.

Asterisks denote something I particularly enjoyed or found especially worthy of my time; double asterisks are reserved for the creme de la creme.  As always, your mileage may vary.

FICTION

1. Crux by Gabriel Tallent:  Dan and Tamma are lifelong friends who dream of being professional rock climbers, but life gets in the way.  

NONFICTION

Nothing this month.  

MANGA/GRAPHIC NOVELS

1. Do You Really Only Want a Meal? vols. 1-2 by Yasu Tadano

MOVIES

1. CODA*:  As the only hearing member of a deaf family, Ruby has had to put her own needs aside to help with translating and working on their boat, but she really wants to be a singer.  I don't know that it should have necessarily won the best picture Oscar (especially since Don't Look Up was also nominated that year), but it was still enjoyable and touching.

2. Black Phone 2:  Several years after the events of the first movie, siblings Finn and Gwen head to a winter camp in hopes of finding out the truth behind the Grabber.  Some excellent creepy scenes, but it unraveled in the last 20 minutes.

3. Roofman:  A thief on the run (Channing Tatum) hides inside a Toys R Us.  Based on a true story, it's fun but overstays its welcome.

media update: December

And another year draws to a close!  2025 wasn't a bad year for the most part aside from Momo's health scare in May, some family stuff I'm not at liberty to share, an absolute SLEW of weird random irritations in the last couple of weeks, and the state of the world in general.  I am manifesting love, prosperity, and happiness for myself, my loved ones, and all of you and (redacted) for (redacted).  Happy 2026!  Thanks for being here.

As you can see from my totals, I watched a shit ton of movies this year but didn't do so great on the reading front.  I don't have a set goal or anything, but I'd like to read more in 2026 and spend less time mindlessly swiping on my phone.

Asterisks denote something I particularly enjoyed or found especially worthy of my time; double asterisks are reserved for the creme de la creme.  As always, your mileage may vary.

FICTION

1. The Keeper* by Tana French:  When the suicide of a well-liked young woman rocks her small Irish town, former Chicago cop Cal Hooper smells a rat.  It's a bit of a slow burn, but Tana French's writing is so rich and atmospheric that I knew I'd enjoy the ride.  And, as ever, she completely sticks the landing.

Thank you to NetGalley and Viking Penguin for the ARC!  The official release date is March 31st, 2026.

2. Best Offer Wins by Marisa Kashino:  When Margo finds out that her dream house is going on the market, she will stop at nothing to make it hers.  The comparisons to Gone Girl are, as ever, overblown, but it's still fun.

3. The Haunting of Paynes Hollow by Kelley Armstrong:  When her grandfather dies, Sam is shocked to learn that she stands to inherit $10 million.  The catch?  She has to stay for one full month at the family's lakeside cottage, which doesn't sound so bad except for the, uh, water zombies.  

2025 TOTAL: 23

NONFICTION

Nothing this month.

2025 TOTAL: 11

MANGA/GRAPHIC NOVELS

1. My Dress-Up Darling vol. 14 by Shinichi Fukuda 

2. Woe* by Lucy Knisley

2025 TOTAL: 14 volumes of manga and 8 graphic novels

MOVIES

1. Ice Road: Vengeance:  Mike (Liam Neeson) goes to Nepal to fulfill a promise and gets caught up in local politics.  It's quite dumb, but it has a few fun moments.

2. Wake Up Dead Man*:  After a young priest gets tangled up in a strange death, master detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) investigates.  Like the other two movies in the Knives Out series, it's got a stacked cast and a very clever script.

3. The Long Walk*:  In a dystopian 1970s America, fifty young men compete in a walking contest.  The catch?  No breaks or sleep, and if they drop speed below 3mph for more than 30 seconds, they get shot in the head.  Based on a Stephen King book, this was very grim but compelling.

4. Him:  A rising football star is determined to be the greatest of all time, no matter what it costs.  Visually striking, but the plot is a jumbled mess.

5. One Battle After Another*:  A former revolutionary (Leonardo DiCaprio), now living in a daze of disillusionment and marijuana, springs back into action when his daughter disappears.  Timely and often quite funny, and it's so well paced it flies by despite being almost three hours long. Expect this one to grab a ton of Oscar nominations and probably a few wins too.

2025 TOTAL: 102

best of 2025: TV shows

 A few notes before I begin:

- This is a short enough list that it's in preferential order..

- Not all of these were first released in 2025, but that's when I watched them.

-Some of these are ongoing series, but I only included shows where I've watched at least one full season.  Our TV watching is on a bit of a hiatus at the moment since we're playing Persona 3 Reload and JRPG = 100+ hours of gameplay, so most other pastimes are back burnered for now.

- I made a parenthetical note of where I watched it, although some of these may be available other places as well.  

- And, as always, your mileage may vary.

1. The Good Place:  When Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell) dies, she wakes up in the "Good Place", where she meets new friends and there's all the frozen yogurt she can eat.  Yes, I knew the most infamous plot point before we even started (I'm terminally online; there was no way to avoid spoilers for the S1 finale when it first aired), but I still loved this show. The cast is fantastic, and mixed in with the humor is heartbreak and some surprisingly deep philosophical discussions.  (Netflix until they lost the rights, and then we switched to Amazon Prime)

2. Evil:  A priest, a skeptical psychologist, and an ex-Muslim tech expert investigate potential supernatural occurrences at the behest of the Catholic church.  It's a deeply weird, often hilarious, and occasionally creepy show that I binged like potato chips.  (Netflix until I got to the final season, which they inexplicably DO NOT HAVE, forcing me to get the rest on DVD from the library)

3. Eastbound and Down:  Kenny Powers is a former MLB player whose drug use tanked his career.  Now working as a gym teacher, he starts to think about returning to baseball, which is easier said than done when he hasn't changed his ways.  Funny and foul mouthed.  (HBO Max)

4. Creature Commandos:  A black ops team made up of prisoners (think Suicide Squad with monsters and mutants) goes to a fictional country to help its princess fight a threat.  Reliably wild James Gunn fare.  (HBO Max)

5. Adolescence:  A 13-year-old boy is charged with murdering his classmate in this grimly relevant British series.  The cast is uniformly excellent, but Owen Cooper is a revelation as the troubled boy.  (Netflix)

best of 2025: video games

 A few notes before I begin:

- Because this list is so short, it's in preferential order.

- Not all of these were first released in 2025.

- These were all played on the PS5, but they may be available on other systems as well.

- I only included games I completed.  I just started Persona 3 Reload, and it's great, but I've only played 13 hours of what promises to be a 100 hour plus game, so watch for it on next year's list!

- In addition to these games, I also played The Callisto Protocol (scary as hell and has gorgeous graphics, but it pissed me off too much to include) and Royal Match/Royal Kingdom (fun but they didn't exactly reinvent the match 3 wheel).  Shockingly, after nine years of almost daily play and god knows how many thousands of hours, I finally deleted Hidden City.  It was beginning to feel more like a chore than a hobby, and y'all know how much I hate chores.

- As always, your mileage may vary.

1. Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth:  Protagonist Ichiban Kasuga returns, and this time he's in Hawaii!  He gains a new group of allies, and some familiar faces show up too.  I was expecting gorgeous graphics, wacky side stories, great characters, and exciting combat.  I was NOT expecting a moment that made me gasp.  Holy fuck I loved this game.  LOVED it.

2. Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii:  Why should Ichiban get to have all the fun in Hawaii?  Here comes fan favorite Goro Majima, and he's a modern-day pirate.  To be honest, I wasn't super jazzed with the ship battles, but practically everything else was great.  Not only that, but the after credits scene was amazing.  

3. Resident Evil Village:  When this first came out, I wasn't able to play it because it was first person (frickin' sim sickness), but they released a patch to play in third person too!  So I watched a recap of Resident Evil 7 (still first person only), since it leads straight into REV and has the same protagonist, and then I dove in.  It features Ethan Winters, a man exploring the titular Eastern European village in search of his kidnapped baby girl.  There are no zombies, but there ARE vampires, werewolves, and possessed dolls, among other monstrosities.   The combat is tough but generally fair, it's beautiful to look at, and it features the scariest RE area ever in my opinion.  And the DLC is absolutely terrifying!  I'm glad I finally got a chance to play this.  (By the way, I saw some complaints online that the third person mode was wonky. I didn't experience any issues with it.)

best of 2025: movies

UPDATE: On 12/13 I replaced Thunderbolts with Wake Up Dead Man, and on 12/31 I replaced Ballerina with One Battle After Another.  

A few notes before I begin:

- This list is in random order, but I did make note of my favorite.

- Not all of these were first released in 2025, but that's when I watched them.

- Obviously the year isn't over yet, but if I watch something between now and the end of the month that belongs here, I'll update accordingly.

- And, as always, your mileage may vary.

1. A Real Pain:  Benji and David (Kieran Culkin and Jesse Eisenberg) are cousins who take a Jewish heritage trip through Poland to honor their late grandmother.  Sharply written and bittersweet.

2. Anora:  The titular stripper (Mikey Madison, who won the best actress Oscar) thinks she's found the man of her dreams when she gets involved with the super rich son of a Russian oligarch, but suffice to say his parents don't approve of the match.  Very immersive (probably helped by the fact it doesn't have a score, just background music at clubs and such), raunchy, funny, and sad.

3. Weapons:  When several children run off into the night and vanish, a devastated community searches for answers.  A clever horror movie liberally laced with pitch black humor and some great camerawork.

4. KPop Demon Hunters:  A Kpop girl group moonlights as demon hunters, but a new boy band might cause some complications for them.  Colorful and fun, with some real bangers on the soundtrack.

5. My Old Ass:  Elliott (Maisy Stella) is anxious to leave her small town for college.  She still has a few weeks left, so she decides to do shrooms with her friends, and she's visited by her future self (Aubrey Plaza), who has an extremely important bit of advice for her.

The title does it a real disservice (I think My Old Self would have worked better, especially with the double meaning); it makes it sound like a raunchy comedy, but although it has some funny lines and moments, overall it's a bittersweet coming of age movie that really moved me.  This was my favorite movie of the year.

6. The Life of Chuck:  This is a hard movie to describe without ruining it.  I'll just say it's beautiful and you shouldn't watch it with anyone you wouldn't want to see you cry.

7. One Battle After Another:  A former revolutionary (Leonardo DiCaprio), now living in a daze of disillusionment and marijuana, springs back into action when his daughter disappears.  Timely and often quite funny, and it's so well paced it flies by despite being almost three hours long. Expect this one to grab a ton of Oscar nominations and probably a few wins too.

8. Fight or Flight:  A man (Josh Hartnett) tasked with protecting an important person discovers the plane they're on is full of assassins.  Funny and absolutely packed with terrific action scenes.  

9. Heretic:   Two Mormon missionaries stop by the home of Mr. Reed (Hugh Grant, who's excellent), a seemingly pleasant man who has some sinister tricks up his sleeve to test their faith.  An engrossing thriller with some really sharp and clever dialogue.

10. Wake Up Dead Man:  After a young priest gets tangled up in a strange death, master detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) investigates.  Like the other two movies in the Knives Out series, it's got a stacked cast and a very clever script.

MADE ME CRY (OR AT LEAST TEAR UP):  The Wild Robot; My Old Ass; Flow; Wicked; Paddington in Peru; Anora; Never Let Go; Peninsula; Kpop Demon Hunters; My Mom Jayne; Thunderbolts; Elio; Superman; A Real Pain; The Fantastic Four: First Steps; Bring Her Back; The Long Walk

MADE ME SOB:  The Life of Chuck; The Perfect Neighbor