public service announcement

NEXT PERSON OR THING TO PISS ME OFF DIES IN FLAMES!

Whew. Okay, I think I'm better now, but I'm going to eat a Betty Crocker Warm Delights Molten Caramel Cake (now in single serve, "just add water and microwave" packages for people like me whose idea of cooking is cutting a vent in the plastic on their TV dinner) just to be sure.

Mmmm...yeah...caramel. Is there anything you can't do?