Tuesday, November 08, 2011

that's hideous

I'm pretty open about my intense dislike for Paris Hilton: the unbelievable entitlement, her delusional assertions that she's an "icon", her animal hoarding (and alleged abuse/neglect; she allegedly took her cat Prada to the vet for grooming and never bothered to pick it up), the videotape of her flinging the N-word around, the drunk driving, her sheer uselessness. The only time I've ever felt remotely bad for her is when she was headed to jail and was sobbing for her mom, because that's the one time she seemed human to me as opposed to a completely spoiled socialite asshole. And although I'm no fan of Kim Kardashian either, at least she shoved her former bestie out of the limelight.



Paris Hilton has officially GONE TOO FUCKING FAR.

I'm about to show you a picture that may scar you forever, so do what you must to prepare. Swig some whiskey, puff on a joint, pray to your gods, or just back away slowly.

...are you ready? Take a deep breath and gaze upon her new fragrance line, Passport.

What. The. Fuck.

I mean, Jesus H. Christ, that looks like some anime obsessed junior high schooler's DeviantArt account. Those are GHASTLY! I know there's some controversy over Gwen Stefani's appropriation of Japanese pop culture for her Harajuku Lovers line, but at least her stuff is cute:

(Full disclosure: I have all of the Harajuku Lovers fragrances, and I actually really like them. I mean, they're not sophisticated scents or nothin', but they smell good and those freakin' bottles are adorable, so: win.)

I just...what...ugh. Please take your "Passport" and go away, lady. I hear the moon is nice this time of year.